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[Steve]

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(TheOnionNews)---A study released Monday by Princeton University 
found that 20 percent of all Americans are currently waiting for the 
next available representative.  "At this moment, some 50 million of 
us are on hold," study head William Voss told reporters while waiting 
to talk to a Con Edison operator about an error in his February gas 
bill.  "I myself have been on hold for 13 minutes now."  Voss assured 
Americans that their calls would be answered in the order they were 
received.
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