WEB: Re: But we are talking about a volunteer program here...
Lorraine Pozzi
femme2 at scn.org
Thu Jul 22 13:37:53 PDT 1999
Rod -- you've got it all wrong about the documentation -- but who cares?
The important thing is -- where are these Andreis and Vladimirs?
Lorraine
On Thu, 22 Jul 1999, Rod Clark wrote:
> Lorraine,
>
> Here's how things work now (I think).
>
> 1) "Uh-oh. There's a problem," says the service co. employee
> who's handling registrations.
>
> 2) "OK. I'll fix that," says the service co. manager.
>
> 3) "Darn. I can't fix that," says the service co. manager.
>
> 4) "Hello? This is Gianni," says SCN's more-or-less-equivalent
> of an Executive Director. "OK. I'll fix that."
>
> 5) "Robert," (or whichever appropriate volunteer(s) it is, "can
> we come up with a way to do that?" says the ED.
>
> 6) "Sure," says Robert or the other volunteer(s). "It's fixed
> now."
>
> 7) "Hello, this is the service co." says the manager.
>
> 8) "Hi. This is Gianni. We've fixed that. Now we'll do such-and-such
> instead."
>
> 9) "Great. Much better. Thank you," says the service co. manager.
>
> 10) "OK, we're going to do it this way now," says the service
> co. manager to the employee. "I've written it down for you."
>
> 11) "Oh, good. That's much better. Thank you," says the
> employee.
>
> 12) "Hi. I'm leaving to run off with Vladimir to Moscow!" says
> the employee.
>
> 13) "It's been a pleasure working with you," says the manager.
> "Don't forget some old newspapers to stuff in your boots."
>
> 14) "Welcome aboard, Martha. I'm sure it'll be a pleasure
> working woth you. This is the procedure for handling SCN
> registrations. I've written it down for you."
>
>
> Here's what happened when you were doing it (I think).
>
> 1) "Uh-oh. There's a problem," says you.
>
> 2) "OK. I'll fix that," says you.
>
> 3) "Darn. I can't fix that," says you.
>
> 4) "Robert," (or whichever appropriate volunteer(s) it is, "can
> we come up with a way to do that?" says you.
>
> 5) "Sure," says Robert or the other volunteer(s). "It's fixed
> now."
>
> 6) "Oh, good. That's much better. Thank you," says you.
>
> 7) "Hi. I'm leaving to run off with Vladimir to Moscow!" says
> you.
>
> 8) "What happens if I have a problem?" says the next volunteer.
> "What do you mean, just figure out everything and fix it?
> What if I don't know everything I need to know? This is
> harder than you think!"
>
> 9) "It would be nice if, in addition to your other duties, you
> could write up all the procedures for what you're doing,
> since we don't really have them written down in their current
> form," says the Vol Coord. "And keep it up to date every time
> anyone changes anything."
>
> 10) "I quit! I'm running off to Albania with Andrei, just to get
> away from you people!" says the next volunteer.
>
> Rod Clark
>
>
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